I went over to their house last Saturday night
She was good, he seemed satisfied
Then he said, "When I'm alone
will you call me on the phone?"
"I've got a Secret I'm dying to tell you
Keep it - I know I can trust you
Leak it and she won't believe you."
So I called when I knew she would be out
I had to know what this was about
But he said, "not on the phone!
Will you meet me away from home?"
"I've got a Secret I'm dying to tell you
Keep it - I know I can trust you
Leak it and she won't believe you anyway."
So he told me in a hushed hush
My jaw dropped, I blushed
and downed a stiff drink
then he asked me - "what do you think?"
I couldn't believe it!
Now...
I've got a Secret I'm dying to tell you
Keep it - I know I can trust you
Leak it and she won't believe you.
I've got a Secret
I've got a Secret
I've got a Secret
You won't believe it
You won't believe it
anyway
