You're one of those who changed the rules You brought in new rules which you obey & coping, coping, coping - or nearly anyway But is it real? Are you feeling it? You behave like a model For others to follow - Equal shares, equal shares It's frustrating aggravating so annoying pretend you're enjoying it! It's your turn now But do you want to I don't know if you want to It's inhibiting restricting so confusing now I'm losing count can't concentrate, it's another way to take Mustn't think about it Free and at ease You're not selfish You're trying hard to please me - please please me Is your finger aching I can feel you hesitating Is your finger aching!?! Yes, thank you I got one Yes, it was nice Yes, we should go to sleep now Yes, yes it was fine we must, we must do it again sometime we must - yes, but I'm tired cum again, wot? - I need to etc etc Shit, I forgot to put my cap in.