I smoke with my ass,
I chug with my dick.
I vomit on girls,
although I'm not sick.
I run around naked,
I jack off all day.
But I'm cool as fuck,
I'm hear to kill and to fucking party.
No one understands the art of awesomeness.
A pure ratification that shall be earned.
It's stupid free, it's chill and leaves no stress.
Bow down to me for my complete fucking awesomeness.
I get drunk with the cops,
I even fuck their daughters.
They're really fucking kinky,
so I tell them I'm their father.
I steal children's bikes,
to make it to the show.
I'm plastered when I get there,
and I talk to all the hoes.
No one understands the art of awesomeness.
A pure ratification that shall be earned.
It's stupid free, it's chill and leaves no stress.
Bow down to me for my complete fucking awesomeness.
I AM AWESOME!
I AM AWESOME!
