Smooth walker, cool talker Sweaters made of tailored cream Old schooler, and no one looks cooler in a tight blue pair of jeans He’s a one man show Dancing on tables, makin’ all the ladies swoon Gone to greece or naples in november or june Here today, gone tomorrow He’s a one man show Never drinks coffee, he only dines alone Listens to you ‘cause he truly wants to know Never jaded, but so complicated, oh no He’s a one man show And when he kisses me I feel it so low But when he rides, he rides it solo And no one ever goes in the passenger side Of his big, black, beautiful ride He’s a torture, and a big old tease He gets what he wants, he’ll do as he please And when he pleases you, he does it oh so slow He’s a one man show And when he kisses me I feel it so low But when he rides, he rides it solo And no one ever goes in the passenger side Of his big, black, beautiful ride He will possess you, caress you in the ways You only thought that you would see in the movies Girl you better pray you’re never caught in the guise Of his big, black, beautiful lies But when he kisses me, I feel it oh so low And when he pleases me, he does it oh so slow He’s a one man show