Dum, dum, dum dum Hes a vampire Hes a vampire Hes a vampire Hes a vampire Hes a vampire Hes a vampire Well, I was walking down the street I met a guy his name was piet He told me that I was a nice guy Until I looked up in to the bloodshot eyes (Wauu) All I do was break out and cry Oh that guy sure eat you alive Hes a vampire (Muhahaha) Hes a vampire Boy, look at him fly (Muhahaha) Hes a vampire Boy, that guy is going on a rampage fly (Muhahaha) Hes a vampire Well, I found the guy on the way from hell I run in to a dead caffee All the way I met some of the boys (Wauu) Standing on the corner there We started back to get old piet Thats when I heard some of the boys scream Hes a vampire (Muhahaha) Hes a vampire Oh you got loh and joe Hes a vampire (Muhaha) Hes a vampire Oh, hes killing em' all Hes a vampire (Hahaha) Hes a vampire Well I'm finally back home On the way I though I look in to my mother-in-law I took her a out Walkin the street I know she was running in to old piet She jumped out and ran mother-in-law And all I can hear was a bad scrow Hes a vampire (Muhahaha) Hes a vampire Oh, oh you got mother-in-law Hes a vampire (Muhahaha)