Tom: Dm F* I’ve never left the Midwest, A* So maybe that’s why Bb* I can cut myself to Bbm* American football F* A* at night, at night [Intro] Bb Bbm In the hopes that I’ll be fine [Chorus] F I’m a monster A I’m a monster Bb I’m a monster Bbm I'm a monster in your eyes F I’m a monster A I’m a monster Bb I’m a monster Bbm I’m a monster in disguise [Instrumental] F A Dm C Bb C F A Dm C Bb C F [Verse 2] A Dm C Bb C F Let's meet at 8 o'clock at the canal A Dm C we can walk or talk or something Bb C F But where are you now A Dm C Bb C F Its 10 o'clock and I’ve been waiting in the cold A Dm C Bb C F my night is soaked and now this is getting old [Verse 3] A Dm C Bb C F I never see your face at any of my shows A Dm C Bb C F but you always say you’ll be there but that’s how this goes A Dm C Bb C F A Its 10 o'clock and I've been waiting way too long Dm C Bb C Hope your cat died or something again, FUCK!! [Bridge] F A Bb Bb (x2) [Instrumental] F A Dm C Bb C (x4) *Note - During the instrumental you can also play F G Ab A in the first part, using barre chords to slide up to A on the fifth fret. Play F for two beats, then G and Ab for half of the third beat each, then A for the full bar. May not be totally accurate but sounds neat. [Verse 4] F A Maybe you hate me. Maybe I’m clingy. Bb Bbm Maybe I text you too much when you're out with your friends who are cooler than me F Dm Maybe it's my fault, maybe I’m wrong. C Bbm Maybe I should’ve believed you when your cat died or whatever the fuck that you say [Chorus] F A I’m a monster Dm C Bb C I’m a monster F A I’m your monster Dm C Bb C F A I’m your monster Dm C Bb C I’m your monster F A I’m your monster Dm C Bb C [Outro] F* I’m a monster A* I’m a monster Bb* I’m a monster Bbm* F* I'm a monster in your eyes