Tom: C C G C Everyday when I get in my car G It's a Honda, you know C G C I sit on down but I don't get too far G You wanna know why? C G 'Cuz I've gotta reach down C G And scratch an itch C In an area, an area G C G That's so sensitive So I do a (Chorus) C Pinch and Roll (x2) G Everybody do a C Pinch and Roll (x2) G If you're itchy do a C Pinch and Roll (x2) G We don't scratch, we do a C Pinch and Roll (x2) G Everybody do the pinch and role (Verse Chords) So if you've got a problem You know what to do Whether you're watching TV Or sniffing airplane glue Which we don't do Now the girls don't know But us guys we all know How to do a little dance We call the Pinch and Roll And we do the (Chorus) (Untranslatable nonsense A sorry attempt at toasting) (Complete jabber in a Terrible Jamaican accent) Pick it up(x6) (Verse Chords) Now if you've got a rash Or a minor glitch Stick your hands on down And give yourself a big pinch Then you roll it around Around and round it goes But after you're done Make sure you know where it goes Not in your nose