I stumbled into Obakemon He said my name in Japanese He took me through the portal - I did not want to go It seemed a celebration Was prepared to meet me there This is the place of no return I want to go back There she comes now in veil She's walking doen the aisle So close now she winks I recognize that smile A spider and I, A fly with white-gloved hands Wait! Something's a miss But this wedding has been planned A man with no head in the chamber Handed me the ring Then the creeps and the freaks Clapped in joyous agony Did they ask if I take this thing to be my wife? It came down to the second in the land of the final frontier There she comes now in veil She's walking doen the aisle So close now she winks I recognize that smile A spider and I, A fly with white-gloved hands Wait! Something's a miss But this wedding has been planned