You see it on television every day You hear it on the radio It ain't humid but it sure is hot Way down in Mexico Police tryin' to tell me Beginnin' of the end Sayin' it'll bend me Too late my friend Riff raff Well it's good for a laugh Riff raff Go on and laugh yourself in half Havin' a good time Now I'm the kind of guy that keeps my big mouth shut But don't bother me Somebody kickin' me when I'm up Leave me in misery I never shot nobody Don't even carry a gun I ain't done nothing wrong I'm havin' fun Riff raff Oh well it's good for a laugh Riff raff Go on laugh yourself in half