There's no need to be upset Now you've found out what he's like He treats you like shite He leaves you on your own You buy your own Pimm's then sort of just sit While he's dancing like a tit He wants to go at 1 o'clock Makes you leave early every week But then he won't let you go to sleep He looks at other girls And likes comparing their breasts to yours That's why you're so insecure This time he's taken it a little bit too far Won't tell you his reasons but you know what they are That boy of yours can be such a dick And he needs to grow up Getting old is not all that it's cracked up to be But sometimes it's nice to show some maturity It's possible to have fun without getting hurt But not with such a silly boy with so much to learn You deserve better; you deserve a man Who will make you feel special Like I know you know I can I know you'll never leave him 'cos you like it like this When god invented love was he just taking the piss? A doormat you are not You've got your own valid points-of-view Don't let him wipe his feet on you! How many chances does he get? Forgets your birthday every year It's not my place to interfere… but… This time he's taken it a little bit too far Won't tell you his reasons but you know what they are That boy of yours can be such a dick And he needs to grow up Getting old is not all that it's cracked up to be But sometimes it's nice to show some maturity It's possible to have fun without getting hurt But not with such a silly boy with so much to learn You deserve better; you deserve a man Who will make you feel special Like I know you know I can I know you'll never leave him 'cos you like it like this When god invented love was he just taking the piss? Monogamy is nice when it makes you feel secure But relationships should not be something You have to endure Getting old is not all that it's cracked up to be But sometimes it's nice to show some maturity It's possible to have fun without getting hurt But not with such a silly boy with so fuc*ing much to learn