Tom: F#m
Dmaj7 F#m A
Dmaj7 F#m A
Ah-ah-ah-ooh
[Verse 1]
F#m E D
I went swimming in a pool of my tears
F#m E D
And I'm crying in the rain, girl
F#m E
And I want to, I want to be buried in a stripclub
D
I won the lottery and lost the fucking ticket
F#m E D
I'm one-one hundred percent more sad without you
Bm A
Ha, I haven't farted for a week
E Bm
I love you and it's killing me
A
Was so sad when you dumped me
E Bm
Now, there's no one to hump me I wish I had some funny in me
A
And not just this loneliest regret
E Bm
Watching a YouTube video to feel included
A E
With any hipster crowd in the comment section, bye Bye
[Instrumental]
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F#m E D
F#m E D
Ah-ah-ah-ooh
[Verse 2]
F#m E D
Sadness flies away on the wings of time
F#m E D
Last time you didn't use my comment, so bye
Bm A
And I want to, I want to go bungee jumping but without the rope
E Bm
My fridge is empty, I'm depressed, LMF O
A
I'm single for decades, and damn it, I thought that
E Bm
I was handsome but it was just a dream My couch has a stain on it
A E
Just gonna cry myself to sleep
Bm
I tried exercising but ordered extra fries
A E
I'm not living, I'm just surviving
[Instrumental]
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