You know, there was a guy Way down in Montana Name was Montana Slim He was bad He was bad He had a white mama And a Black baby Montana Slim, Goddamn They had two white babies One was black Other was white Figure that out Figure that out Somebody was cheatin' Montana Slim Everything came to him Cowboy (??) Nothin' happened there but good stuff Is Montana Slim livin' in a place that's rough for Black folks But there he was getting' all the good stuff That was Montana Slim He was a drug dealer He was a drug smuggler He kept drugs in his draws Drugs in his paws Police walked up on him Couldn't find nothin' upon him Goddamn, Montana Slim was a bad Mother Fucker Never call Slim Montana unless you're white Never call Slim Montana unless you're white What was that black boy doin' with Montana I don't know He was a bad Mother Fucker He was a bad Mother Fucker Get him, Monatana I wish I was him Montana Slim