My head this morning Was feeling like a chewing bone My head this morning Was feeling like a chewing bone Last night I thought I was in heaven Woke up and found my angel gone She looked like a million Best legs that I ever seen She looked like a million Best legs that I ever seen It was way past the wee wee hours When I started running out of steam Did I say I had a drink? Well, I had a drink or two Did I say I had a drink? Stop counting them at thirty two When I woke up stone cold sober She looked like hell had broken loose