The black, the black, the black wagon The black, the black, the black wagon The black, the black, the black wagon The tale that you have heard tonight, we cross our hearts, was true And every week a different tale in red and white and blue So if you hear the wagon's spokes, just say a gravelly prayer The wagon's comin' straight for you, tune in if you dare The black, the black, the black wagon The black, the black, the black wagon The black, the black, the black wagon The black, the black, the black wagon The black, the black, the black wagon The black, the black, the black wagon I'm Mister Storm And I'm Mister Tender Sleep lightly, travelers The Black Wagon will return next week