[Amber]
Tracy turnblad, this is for you
They came from way far out
In outer space
[Guys]
Ah-woo
[Amber]
And with her help
They may destroy the human race
[Amber & guys]
She's got cooties!
[Girls]
Cooties
[Amber]
They've found a place to nest
[Guys]
She's got cooties
[Girls]
Cooties
[Amber]
If I were her I'd be depressed
Long tailed, sharp nailed
Fuzzy legs, laying eggs
Eww, get 'em away from me
Get 'em away from me ewww!!
In science class
She's like a walking show-and-tell
[Guys]
Ah-woo
[Amber]
Her pet skunk ran away
'Cause it couldn't take the smell
[Guys]
She's got cooties
[Girls]
Cooties
[Amber]
Nobody want to sit by her
[Guys]
She's got cooties
[Girls]
Cooties
[Amber]
She don't need a coat
'Cause she's got fur!
Circle, circle
[All]
Dot, dot, dot
[Amber]
Hurry, get your cootie shot!
Come on everybody, let's stamp 'em out!
[Guys]
She's got cooties
[Girls]
Cooties
[Amber]
She's just as friendly as can be
[Guys]
She's got cooties
[Girls]
Cooties
[Amber]
She shows them cootie hospitality
[Guys]
She's got cooties
[Girls]
Cooties
[Amber]
She's like a living twilight zone
[Guys]
She's got cooties
[Girls]
Cooties
[Amber]
Quick, get rod sterling on the phone!
[Amber]
Black, white, red, green
[Amber & ensemble]
Every colour in between
[Amber]
Dresses like a circus clown
[Amber & ensemble]
Somebody oughta hose her down
[Amber]
Grew up in a cootie zoo
I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too!
And that's for you!
