Tom: Gm Gm7 F Gm7 F (Start) Gm Midnight Patty Wack Gm Guess I'm alone F F I just got my heart broke over the phone Gm Said I was too typical Gm Too basic F But there you were everyday wearing your ABC S Gm Saw your friends at that bar downtown F You were there drinking all of the rounds Gm7 Talking to a girl but you were da-da-da-drunk F Couldn't keep your balance love it was like a bump Gm Your buddies had to pull you up off the girl and F That's when I knew I was happy you weren't in my world Bb I could spot your body dancing in a crowd Eb Screaming at the waitress way too loud Bb You want another drink but youve been turned down Eb Bb If your momma saw you she wouldn't be too proud Gm Mirror mirror on the wall loser on the bar crawl F Puking your guts out dooping in the bathroom stall Gm Not even sorry what you did to me F True colors baby now I see Gm7 Some women was performing pulled you up on stage F Doesnt even know you're like a third of her age Gm Trying to do karaoke but you can't coordinate F Sober or not you can't communicate Bb Looking at your phone like your stone cold Eb Waiting for your Uber to come take you home Bb Suddenly you pass out on the table Eb Bb But then expect to make sure your vitals are stable Bbmaj7 Bbm He's out Bbmaj7 Bbm He's out Bbmaj7 Bbm He's out F