Tom: F F C/F F C/F [Verse 1] F C Saw Jim Reid in the corridor and I wondered if he could ever see me that way F C He was on my list at the grocery store when you grabbed my wrist and said you liked my keychain F C Read your feature in the weekly paper and honestly I found it a little bit bloated F Bb C Friday we fell through the coffee table and that’s when I discovered that my heart exploded [Pre-chorus] Bb C How Bb C How [Chorus 1] F Bb C You’re a lollipop, in the form of a lightning bolt F Bb C You’re a lollipop in my hair F Bb C But I’m a gumdrop, am I ever gonna fit that mould? F Bb C Because I don’t have the patience to wait in line for you, ooh [Verse 2] F C When I came back to apologize you asked me if I was intrigued by LSD F C I sat next to you on the picnic bench and before I knew it you were flying next to me F C I met your baby at the exposition and frankly I found it a little unnerving F [N.C.] I let you know when we were driving home and all I can remember is the fact that we're swerving [Chorus 2] F Bb C Lollipop, in the form of a lightning bolt F Bb C You’re a lollipop in my hair (how could I ever obtain you?) F Bb C But you’re a doorstop, when you’re lying on the bathroom floor F Bb C And I don’t have the time to wait in line for you (how could I ever betray you?) [Bridge] Bb F Bb C Alter my state to get through this date (and it swallows me whole) Bb F Alter my state to get through this date (You're alone in this picture) Bb C Alter my state to get through this date Bb F Bb C F (you're alone in this picture) Alter my state to get through this date Bb F Bb B C (You're alone in this picture) Alter my state to get through this date [Chorus 3] F Bb C You're a lollipop, in the form of a lightning bolt (how could I ever betray you?) F Bb C You’re a lollipop in my hair (how could I ever obtain you?) F Bb C You look like Iggy Pop, circa ’73 or ‘4 F Bb C And I don’t have the time to wait in line for you (how could I ever betray you?) [Outro] Bb Am Gm Am You Wait for you Bb B C C7