Is - n't it rich? Aren't we a pair? Me here at last on the ground, and you in mid-air -- Send in the clowns. Is - n't it bliss? Don't you approve? One who keeps tear - ing around, and one who can't move. But where are the clowns? Send in the clowns. Just when I stopped opening doors, Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours; Making my entrance again with my usual flair, Sure of my lines -- no one is there. Don't you love farce? My fault, I fear; I thought that you'd want what I want - sorry my dear. But where are the clowns? Quick, send in the clowns. Don't bother, they're here. Is - n't it rich? Is - n't it queer, Los - ing my tim - ing this late in my career? But where are the clowns? There ought to be clowns... Well, maybe next year.