I learned years ago santa ain’t real I know exactly how that moment made me feel An early morning December the third Until this day it’s the worst thing I’ve heard Mom got up early to cook When the breakfast was ready I saw dad and I shook On his way out with the list of things to buy I got suspicious, said, can I go with? If santa ain’t real Why does he make me feel Like I will survive this winter too? Dad acted weird, looked over at mom At the same time he said, we don’t have the time Hey there, you dropped your list and it said nintendo Hockey sticks and all the things I wish Dad must be santa, I see it all now Why else by the paper at such a weird time I feel kinda stupid but still, I’m relieved Could’ve been worse, still got my Easter beliefs If santa ain’t real Why does he make me feel Like I will survive this winter too? If santa ain’t real Why does he make me feel Like I will survive this winter too?