Tom: Bm Em Well The Word On The Street I Heard Somebody Say Is You Had A Real Shittin’ Turd Of A Day A So I Looked In My Pocket, And Guess What I Found Em Ten Digits Just Waitin’ There To Take You To Town F# I Got A Five Finger Discount Coming Your Way B I’m A Fingerball Wizard, I Just Give It Awayyy A You’re Lookin’ For Some Belly Work Well, Don’t Be Alarmed Em I’ve Got The Friggin Tools On The End Of My Arm D If You’re Feelin Low I’ll Put My Peanut In Your Jelly A No One’s Got Your Back, But Who’s Got Your Belly Ahhhh [Verse] Em Well People Got Milk And People Got Game They’re Both Refreshing,but They’re Not The Same A When My Baby Gets My Belly She Sets Me On Fire Em If The Ride Is Feeling Hard, It’s Cause There’s Air In My Tire F# When I Get Your Belly, It’s To Show I Care B Six Pack Or Spare Tire, Fully Clothes Or Bare You’re Lookin’ For Some Well, Don’t Be Alarmed Em I’ve Got The Friggin Tools On The End Of My Arm D The Hockey Game’s In Overtime And Someone Broke The Telly A No One’s Got Your Back, But Who’s Got Your Belly? Ahhh (Alex Lifeson Guitar Solo) [Bridge] Em Well Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit You Got A Problem And We’re Gonna Fix It [Outro] A You Gotta Aim Below The Tits, Above The Belt Em With The Right Pressure So You Don’t Leave A Welt F# Line Up Single File, You All Know The Drill B If The Left One Don’t Get Ya Then The Right One Will A You’re Lookin’ For Some Belly Work Well, Don’t Be Alarmed Em I’ve Got The Friggin Tools On The End Of My Arm D Forgot To Change The Litter Now Your Kitty’s Gettin’ Smelly A No One’s Got Your Back, But Who’s Got Your Belly D If You’re Feelin Sick I’ll Get You Feelin’ Welly Welly A No One's Got Your Back, But Who's Got Your Belly D You're Croakin' For A Dart, And All That's Open Is The Deli A No One's Got Your Back, But Who's Got Your Belly D You Might Be Good At Grammar But You're Terrible At Spelly A No One's Got Yer Back, But Who's Got Yer Belly? Em Come Onnnn