Tom: C C/E: 032010 [Intro] C G C G F C/E Am G (x2) [Verse 1] C G C G And now that you know why I'm leavin' F C/E Am G And your mum's yelling out that she hopes I don't come back C G C G F C/E Am G Of course she would say that [Verse 2] C G C G Don't forget what I told you about your demons F C/E Am G They're just thoughts in your head while you sleep, no more than that C G C G F C/E Am G Now fetch my duffle bag [Pre-Chorus 1] Em Am If my ride ain't here, then it's coming F C/E Am G I can feel it not so far away Em Am And I know you're angry, young'n F C F C Dry your eyes up F C Or you won't see F C F G Big dog walkin-g away [Chorus] F C/E Now if you think I'm chasing the seasons G Like a van is some place to be Am G I'm your stepdad F C/E And I know they say I'm scheming of leaving G Am G Dreaming my life away F C/E But if you see my name in the headlines G Am G And they're all pissing on me, I'm your stepdad F C/E And I know they say I'm frail and broken G Am G But you can't treat your mom that way [Break] C G C G F C/E Am G (x2) [Verse 3] C G C G I'll tell you how I got to Memphis F C/E Am G Saw your mum on a TV show and that was that C G C G F C/E Am G Both my bags were packed [Verse 4] C G C G I could put you to sleep just by reading F C/E Am G Turn the living room into an avalanche C G C G F C/E Am G I loved to make you laugh [Pre-Chorus 2] Em Am If the paps ain't here, then they're comin' F C/E Am G I can hear their flashes blast away Em Am And I know you're tired, young'n F C F C Time to wise up F C Or you won't see F C F G What your dad does for pay [Chorus] F C/E Now if you think I'm chasing the seasons G Like a van is some place to be Am G I'm your stepdad F C/E And I know they say I'm scheming of leaving G Am G Dreaming my life away F C/E But if you see my name in the headlines G Am G And they're all pissing on me, I'm your stepdad F C/E And I know they say I'm frail and broken G Am G But you can't treat your mom that way [Outro] C G C G F C/E Am G (x4)