Tom: F#m
A E C# F#m
D
Oooh
A
Calm me down, babe
Bm
I know I've been away
D E
I'm coming back for the holidays
A Bm
Boots all shined, I'm Santa Claus with AIDS
D E
Selling pornographic polaroids and counterfeit shades
[Chorus]
E
When she said
F#m A
"You don't have to be
D E
My darling, so PC with me"
Yeah, she said
C# D E
"You don't have to be
E
So PC with me
A E
Because the meaner they are
C# F#m D
The harder I fall in love
A E
Because the meaner they are
C# F#m D
The harder I fall in love
D A E
[Verse 2]
A Bm
I'm barely treading water, Roy Boy's clinging on
D
Paddling drunk through airports
E
On a raft of plastic bongs
A
Been on dating apps in Budapest
Bm
We got Figh as Huck in Prague
D E
Sodomy in Berlin without no guten Tag
[Chorus]
E
When she said
F#m A
"You don't have to be
D E
My darling, so PC with me"
Yeah, she said
C# D E
"You don't have to be
E
So PC with me
A E
Because the meaner they are
C# F#m D
The harder I fall in love
A E
Because the meaner they are
(Ooh, that's right)
[Outro]
She said
"The meaner they are
The harder I fall in love"
(In love, ooh, ahh)
She said
"The meaner they are
The harder I fall in love"
