Tom: C
G
C Bm
Em
Am C
[Verse 1]
G
Well, in the age of conversation
C Bm
I guess I got the gift of gab
Em
But when you shine your spotlight on me
Am C
My little microphone turns to sand
G
And I've killed little baby rabbits
C Bm
I've killed microscopic crabs
Em
But I never killed a feeling
Am C
Like the one you and me had
[Pre-Chorus]
F
Now, did you see where my love went?
Am C
Because it ain't here in my hand
F
You need to check there, darling, between your legs
C D
I couldn't bear another needy man
[Chorus]
G Bm C
I got friends in Kansas City with a motherfucking futon couch
Em D
If that's how you want to play it
G Bm C
I'm drinking in the dark because my battery's all ran out
Em D
All you got to do is say it
G C Bm Em Am C
Divorce
[Verse 2]
G
I could leave your ovulation
C Bm
To meet Elon and his clan
Em
With his batteries full of sunlight
Am C
And his cars that run on sand
G
And I go weak with constipation
C Bm
From all the pills and the spam
Em
Though we drink our Mother Energy
Am C
There ain't no women for the needy man
[Pre-Chorus]
F
Oh, did you see where my love went?
Am C
Because it ain't here in my hand
F
You need to check there, darling, between your legs
C D
I couldn't bear another needy man
[Chorus]
G Bm C
I got friends in Kansas City with a motherfucking futon couch
Em D
If that's how you want to play it
G Bm C
I'm drinking in the dark because my battery's all ran out
Em D
All you got to do is say it
G Bm C
Divorce, divorce, divorce
Em D
All you got to do is say it
G Bm C
Divorce, divorce, divorce
Em D
All you got to do is say it
G C Bm Em Am C
Divorce
