Tom: D
D
D
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G A
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
D
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G A D A D
You're all cunts so fuck you all
Go!
( D D G A )
( D D A A )
( D D G A )
( E A A A D )
Bm
For thirty odd years
D
I have lived with this curse
G A
My vocabulary was stunted at birth
Bm D
By a witch doctor from over the seas
G A
Casting a strange voodoo magic on me
Bm D
Now when I speak, it's rather absurd
G A
An endless tirade of four letter words
Bm D
I lash out in anger at all in my way
G A A A A
Shocking unspeakable things that I say
D
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G A
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
D
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G A D A D
You're all cunts so fuck you all
( D D G A )
( D D A A )
( D D G A )
( E A A D )
( D D A D )
Fuck you!
Bm D
Long I have waited to have my revenge
G A
To bring that witch doctor to his bitter end
Bm D
So I have gathered a ship and a crew
G A
We're sailing to find him, we know what to do
Bm D
On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects
G A
We'll creep up behind him so hard to detect
Bm D
We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars
G A A A A
And shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse
D
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G A
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
D
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G A D A D
You're all cunts so fuck you all
E
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
A B
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
E
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
A B E B E
You're all cunts so fuck you all
[Final] E B E
