Uso darou ga uso darou ga
Watashi ga baka da nante
Kono naka de ichiban no
Obaka wa watashi janai
Uso darou ga uso darou ga
Watashi no ashi ga kusai
Isshoukenmei ganbaru kara
Chotto ase ga ooi dake
"Amerika no kyuu-jyuu-kyuu-pasento ga
Denkyuu de dekiteru" tte
Bunpouteki ni okashii daro?
Ejison mo ittenai
Kawaei! Dareka ga sou yobu
Akiraka mitai ni
Tesuto no tensuu
Warui to yubi wo sasareru yo
Kawaei! Minna wo sukuu
Sore ika wa zettai inai
Chisei no donzoko wo mamoru
Aa baka no sentaa
Hachi-ni-juushichi hachi-shi-nijyuushichi
Chotto oshii desho?
Keitai wo motteireba hora
Sugu ni keisan dekiru shi
Hachi-roku-yonjyuuroku happa-rokujyuuni
Ha-ku-nanajyuusan ne
Hachi no dan anki shitatte
Omoidasenai kara
"Haste makes waste" mo
Nihongo ni yaku shite miyou
"Hasute to wasute san ga
"Nakayoku tsukutta" tte nani?
Kawaei! Omowazu sou yobu
Aru imi risupekuto
Neratte mitatte
Koko made wa machigaenai
Kawaei! Densetsu no hito
Benkyou nanka dekinakutatte
Tanoshiku ikite yukeru
Aa baka no sentaa
Jinsei de daiji na no wa
Atama no yosa nanka janai
Mawari no hito ni yuuki ataeru
Wakamono hitodasuke kawae-
Kawaei! Dareka ga sou yobu
Akiraka mitai ni
Tesuto no tensuu
Warui to yubi wo sasareru yo
Kawaei! Minna wo sukuu
Sore ika wa zettai inai
Chisei no donzoko wo mamoru
Aa baka no sentaa
