Adam's Not Funny

Gone In Two Weeks

Adam's Not Funny


9am hitting my buzzer, gotta be at work at 10 
I can't seem to find my apron
Oh shit I'm gunna be late again 
That's the 3rd time this week 
I guess working all these night shifts have caught up to me 
I hope my boss doesn't see me walk in 
He's gunna be screaming 

I can't believe these lines are so long It's only quarter after 10 
I hop on and man my register 
And the people come flying in 
I've been on my feet for 6 hours 
I'm starting to feel dizzy 
My mouth is dry my stomach's rumbling can't take a break 
And you know that it don't seem right that they make all this money 
But I'm here all night they wanna see how far I can bend 
I just wanna play with my friends 

So I'm not going back to work today 
And I don't care what my boss might say 
Cause frankly they ain't payin me enough to stay 
And they know that Christmas season is comin soon 
And if I stay I'll be here till June 
This is my last chance to back out now 
I can't wait any longer I have to tell them now 
I'll be gone in two weeks