You were cruisin along there, Mr. Pibb
It wasn´t too painful a paddle out here to the big waves as you
like to call em, Sonny!
Didn´t look it
Actually, it was a nice wake-me-up for my laticerace muscles
Water´s pretty nice, huh?
Boy, oh boy, the Hawaiin sea´s like a warm cup of java!
Temperaturo perfecto as the Africans might say!
Yeah, yeah... So listen to me for a sec, when the set comes in,
just stay flat on the board, pointed towards the beach. I´ll tell
you when to start paddelin, and keep paddelin til the wave grabs you
I hear ya! Let Mother Nature do her duty!
Right on...
Right now!
Yeah, right now...
Yeah!
Then when I say stand up, hop up quick like I showed ya and ride
Affirmative, captain!
But don´t go too far right, there´s a lot of nasty coral over there
Well here comes a triple overheader right now! Let me tear
into that sucker!
I dunno, that´s comin awfully steep, Pibb
No steeper than that tsunami I rode back in 1928 on my
grandpappy´s TV tray! Let´s do this!
You´re the boss, Pibb... Start paddelin, now!
Will do!
Paddle! Paddle! Paddle!
Paddle, paddle, fiddle faddle! I love it!
Okay, okay, you´re in it, baby! Stand up! Stand up, Pibb!
I´m standin! I´m standin! Whoo hoo, I´m up!
Yeah, man! Way to go Pibb!
I´m speedin along here!
(different man) Hey, old man, you better pull out before you
hit that reef!
Well, thanks, amigo, but I didn´t come out here for no six second ride!
Bail out, Pibb!
Not until I get the tube! Aaaah!!!
(crashing and cracking noises)
(different man from before) Oh, nasty brudda!
Hang on, Pibb, I´ll be right there! Oh my God, that was sick!
You okay, Mr. Pibb!?
Is there a doctor in the house? Oooooh!!!
(another wave hits, more cracking and crashing)
