Tom: Bm D A Bm G I’m not lying, but I might be wrong The old man had all he could want D A F#7 Bm A G Asleep in his chair cigar almost gone In the other room D A Bm G Holy shit, those holy shirts Perfect fit as the holes all got worse D A F#7 Bm A G He burned through the cotton like he burned through vermouth, in the other room [Interlude] D A F#7 Bm A G D A Bm G [Verse 2] D A Bm G I’m not lying but I might be wrong Even His dog was addicted to smoke D A F#7 Bm A G Somehow they both got a smokers cough in the other room D A Bm G Lost some teeth but kept their bite In times of peace they’d always pick fights D A F#7 Bm A G When company came they’d both go and hide in the other room Bm F#7 D E If he left his cave it better be worth it If he said come in then you certainly earned it [Chorus] G D/F# Em G A7 D There’s nothing I’d rather do than to just be with him in the other room [Interlude] D A F#7 Bm A G D A Bm G [Verse 3] D A Bm G The tennis balls they used to play catch went on his walk or so the floors wouldn’t scratch D A F#7 Bm A G If you listen close you could hear his feet track in the other room D A Bm G Not quite drunk on Philadelphia rye only wanted a hug from his wife D A F#7 Bm A G So he calls her name and he can’t remember why in the other room Bm F#7 D E But she’d still be there and it was all worth it a kiss on the face and together they’re perfect [Chorus] G D/F# Em G A7 D There’s nothing I’d rather do then to just be with them in the other room [Verse 4] D A Bm G I’m not lying but I might be wrong The mutt started wheezing a little too much D A F#7 Bm A G The vet told my grandma his time's almost up in the other room D A Bm G Grandpa asked where’s the dog is it asleep or just out for a walk D A F#7 Bm A G She don’t want to tell him it’s already gone but he’ll see her soon in the other room Bm F#7 D E Cuz when he left his cave it all was worth it Heaven said come in you’ve certainly earned it [Chorus] G D/F# Em G A7 D There’s nothing I’d rather do than to just be with him in the other room