I feel lovely to live in a bachelors pad I feel lucky but it's not my choice to feel bad It's not weary, no matter how sad that I roll 'Cause here by your side I'm so pious and kind Oh, I love your stadium soul I've been nervous, I love you too much, my dear It's not murder but thank you for waiting five years What's so impressive, it's there is no doubt in my mind I'll just say I get by with your way Oh, it's such a beautiful crime Love you till I'm ninety-nine I had to be affected, I had to be the schmuck Who tries to be smart, I had to be obsessive In my compulsion, in the effort of playing my part So don't relax me Mr. Gatsby And leave thy bachelors home 'Cause here by your side I'm so pious and kind Oh, I love your stadium soul