Tom: G Intro E|-----2---2---------------10---10-----------------14-----14--------12---10-----| B|-------1---1---1------------9-----9----9-------------13-------------------10--| G|--2----------2-------10-------------10-------14----------------12-------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G C Em Am D Have you heard the news big boy's picking his nose (picking his nose) G C Em Am D And you wanna find out if these are my favorite shows (favorite shows) G G7 It's alright what you do but you beating him back, C D7 Going undercover like a lumberjack G C D7 G Hey hey what are you giving away? G C G Grandma Shirley and Papa, Grandma Shirley and Papa C G Papa grew cranky, Grandma Shirley got mad Em Am Then there was a time when I hosted Grandma Shirley I'm a sticky boy ricky *play the intro again at 'ricky'* E|-----2---2---------------10---10-----------------14-----14--------12---10-----| B|-------1---1---1------------9-----9----9-------------13-------------------10--| G|--2----------2-------10-------------10-------14----------------12-------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G C Em Am D She's the mom, a son if anyone's looking her way (looking her way) G C Em Am D And I want her gone but I just ask people to stay (please stay) G G7 Tax collector in a wax museum, C D7 Child molester or a son of Sam G C D7 G Hey, hey what are you giving away? G C G Grandma Shirley and Papa, Grandma Shirley and Papa C G Papa grew cranky, Grandma Shirley got mad Em Am Then there was a time when I hosted Grandma Shirley Like sticky boy ricky! *play the intro again at 'ricky'* E|-----2---2---------------10---10-----------------14-----14--------12---10-----| B|-------1---1---1------------9-----9----9-------------13-------------------10--| G|--2----------2-------10-------------10-------14----------------12-------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G C Em And you've got to survive in a mother's eyes Am G D See a woman's side of the storm and G C Em You've got to survive in a woman's eyes Am G D See the mother's side of the storm G C Em Am G D Got to survive in a mother's eyes see the woman's side of the storm G C Em Am G D Got to survive in a woman's eyes see the mother's side of the storm