Tom: A A D A E He was born in a murderous fashion A D A E The ass of the business class was his passion A D A E Number by hustle he numbered his muscles A D A E Honour by honest he fell down upon us A D A E And everybody’s acting like they’ve heard something back A D A E From my baby, my baby and me [Chorus] A D A E Castles and tassels and flatulent assholes A D A E I love you, always [Verse 2] A D A E Standing in the sunlight some might say A D A E That her hair was falling down from the building that day A D A E The silvery ball was down by the bridge A D A E And she used to take pills in the woods where she lived A D A E And everybody’s acting like they’ve heard something back A D A E From my baby, my baby and me [Chorus] A D A E Castles and tassels and flatulent assholes A D A E I love you, always [Bridge] A E D E The man you scorned is self revived A E D E He hides his reproach with a hollow pride A D A E And everyone’s a ghost as the lesson dies A D A E And it’s fun, to be a dirty son [Verse 3] A D A E One day at the bottom of the hill where they play A D A E She lost a golden coin and the troll would not trade her A D A E They say she lost a fortune and she lost it to her A D A E And then he grew despondent cos she would not desert him A D A E He laid out his hand and said ‘make me an offer’ A D A E Then she asked the troll for just how much did it cost her A D A E You got to have money, you got to have money A D A E Then he told the troll that you got to have money A D A E You’ve got to have money, you’ve got to have money A D A E Girl you tell your daddy that he’s got to have money A D A E Castles and tassels and flatulent assholes A D A D And you got to have money, you got to have money