Tom: A
If you make this into your own song I will rape your mother, Have Fun!
intro and verse:
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00005555777755550000555577775555 X4 (verse inbetween the 2 choruses and at start)
Pre Chourus:
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0-00-00-5-55-55-7-77-77-5-55-55
0-00-00-5-55-55-7-77-77-5-55-55
0-00-00-5-55-55-7-77-77-5-55-55 X2
Chourus:
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0055775005577500557750055775
0055775005577500557750055775
0055775005577500557750055775
Slow Bit.....:
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0----5----7---5--
Build up:
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0-5-7-5-0-5-7-5-00-55-77-00-55-77-00-0000555577775555
(the bit in 4s X2)
Then do the Pre Chourus, chourus, Pre chourus again, then end.
Lyrics:
Why am I the only one that is still single?
All my friends got laid on a trip to Coombe-Dingle
I got stuck in the bar with a man named Miles
He said he liked to jerk off over pedeophiles
I looked for an answer in the bottom of my pint
That was when I realised it wasn't my night
I think its time that I got a gal
I'm fed up of Jerking off my pal
I will always be bitter from this
Never will a girl let me lick her tits (chourus)
My mates are on 3rd base but im still a bat boy
I've never even got to use a vibrating sex toy
Once I saw this chick and I thought she fancied me
But she just liked the sexy jock behind me
This morning I heard a chick say that I had a big dick
But she was just saying that I was a big prick
I think its time that I got a gal
I'm fed up of Jerking off my pal
I will always be bitter from this
Never will a girl let me lick her tits X 2
I think I found my chick
She actually saidThat ive got a big dick
Now I can compare with my mates
They have again started to masturbate
I really like this girl
I feel like I've beaten the world
I really like this girl,
I feel like I've beaten the world,
I dont need to jerk off,
Shes willing to give me blow a job
I know its sucky but its our first song
