Forced Ingestion of Binding Chemicals

Land of the free double standards, lose your hand here before you even place the bet. 
Wet your ears with dog sweat. 
Then 
We wont need you, cuz with no money youre a splinter 
In our beautiful lands proverbial finger 
Well fervently run you through the wringer 
And then curse you violently for letting us do that to you 
As your mind is super glue 
Well always have that on you