Eddie you’re a piece of freaking shit Every time I insult you, you come back with your wit I won’t lie you’re a real smart guy Eddie That’s why I’m sad to sing this song When God said let there be light your mom moved out the way Come on Richie that’s not what you wanna say I won’t lie you’re a real smart guy Eddie, I really, really, really, really, really, really, really like you I remember playing in the barrens with driftwood I splashed you with grey water and you had a period And then when you broke your arm and, you could no longer play I was so sad without you the loser club just weren’t the same, ay There’s so many things to say I wish I had the guts to say, ay, ay You were more than a friend to me I’m wishing for a chance to say, ay Eddie you’re a piece of freaking shit Every time I insult you, you come back with your wit I won’t lie you’re a real smart guy Eddie That’s why I’m sad to sing this song When God said let there be light your mom moved out the way Come on Richie that’s not what you wanna say I won’t lie you’re a real smart guy Eddie, I really, really, really, really, really, really, really love you Eddie Starts to come in on do do do’s Do, do, do, do, do, do Do, do, do, do, do, do I really, really, really, really, really, really, really love you Richie I can hear you, sounds like a cat screaming When did you become so soppy I’m sitting here cringing You would always tease me and I loved every second Give as good as I get, sorry for getting your sis pregnant, yea I’m hearing all the words you say I’m glad you had the guts to say, ay, ay You were more than a friend to me Now I have the chance to say, ay Richie I’ve loved you for so long, I know you love me too That’s why you’re always picking on Not a day goes by where I don’t fantasize I dream that we don’t have to hide I’ll always be by your side When we went our separate ways it just didn’t feel right Now cus I never got the chance to say Richie, I really, really, really, really, really, really, really love you Do, do, do, do, do, do Do, do, do, do, do, do I really, really, really, really, really, really, really love you Do, do, do, do, do, do Do, do, do, do, do, do I really, really, really, really, really, really, really love you Yeah, yeah I reddie, reddie, reddie, reddie, reddie, reddie, reddie ship you