Tom: Am C D C F C Say hello to the rug's topography Bb F G It holds quite a lot of interest with your face down on it C D C F C Say hello to the shrinking in your head Bb F G You can't see it but you know its there so don't neglect it F Fm C G F I'm taking her home with me all dressed in white Fm C G F She's got everything I need pharmacy keys F Fm C G F She's falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes Fm C G C She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys C D C F C Say hello to all the apples on the ground Bb F G They were once in your eyes but you sneezed them out while sleeping C D C F C Say hello to everything you've left behind Bb F G It's even more a part of your life now that you can't touch it F Fm C G F I'm taking her home with me all dressed in white Fm C G F She's got everything I need some pills and a little cup F Fm C G F She's falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes Fm C G C She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys