[pseudolus] Lovers divided Get co-incided. Something for everyone-- [hero & philia] A comedy tonight! [pseudolus] Father and mother Get one another. [domina] Something for everyone-- [senex] A tragedy tonight! [miles] I get the twins, they get the best. [erronius] I get a family. [hysterium] I get a rest. [soldiers] We get a few girls. [lycus] I get some new girls. [pseudolus] I get the thing i want to be: Free! [all] Free! free! free! free! free! Nothing for kings, nothing for crowns. Bring on the lovers, liars and clowns! What is the moral? Must be a moral. Here is the moral, wrong or right: [pseudolus] Morals tomorrow! [all] Comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy, Comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy tonight!