It's that time of year, yeah, yeah, yeah Filled with Christmas cheer I may be getting old But I'll get my man this year I don my ranger mask and yeah, yeah, yeah Paint my face a'gold Raise my armpits in the air Yeah, death to mr. Cringle I want to kill santa claus! I want to kill father x! Flashback in the kitchen Where I saw my mommy and A bearded man kissing, yeah Cheating on my old man now My blood boiling now inside I grip the gun behind the tree I come around the corner and Suddenly I see Ho ho ho ho! (Run, rabbit) Merry Christmas, everybody! (Run, rabbit) Run, rabbit, run! Godammit! He got away again But I'll be waiting patiently Come this time next year Every December I hear the song Of mommy cheating with santa claus Gunna rid the world of that Homewrecker because I want to kill santa claus! I want to kill father x! I want to kill santa claus! I want to kill father x!