Tom: G G I drink my coffee black D I eat my chocolate dark C And I throw up a little bit when I see couples in the park G Saying "I love you babe" D She's hopping on his back C No, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't love like that [Verse 2] G I'm drinking day old wine D I spend my nights alone C And all these guys are asking If my friends are single and if so G If I can hook them up D If I'll be their wingman C No, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't understand [Chorus] G D Why bitter ain't sweet C Why it's better to be G Settle in and settling down D Cashing in and selling out C G Why did everybody get so soft now? Em Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing D I think I'm the last one standing G [Verse 3] G My shirts are ovеrsized D I'm playing nineties grungе C And I might tell a guy I like him but that's only if I'm drunk G D I might take shots real fast but I take love real slow C No, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know [Chorus] G D Why bitter ain't sweet C Why it's better to be G Settle in and settling down D Cashing in and selling out C D Why did everybody get so soft now? Em Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing D G I think I'm the last one standing [Bridge] G If I say those three words D Damn sure, Imma mean it C If I bring a guy home G It's for a damn good reason D When I'm walking down the aisle C No way I'll repeat it [Chorus] G Tell me why, Tell me why, Tell me why G D Why bitter ain't sweet C Why it's better to be G Settle in and settling down D Cashing in and selling out C G Why did everybody get so soft now? Em Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing D C I think I'm the last one standing Em Everyone is trading hickies For the hamptons D C Maybe I'm the last one standing