Tom: C C Hungover with my therapist Am She's trying to be real delicate F G In telling me I need to get my shit together C All I've purchased this whole week Am Is Chick fil a and nicotine F My bank account is beggin me G To treat her better C Am F G If I am never going to be enough C Am F G Then I might as well do what I want C If I'm broke then I'm a quitter Am If I'm single then I'm bitter F G I'm just a Jess looking for her Nick Miller C If I'm home - I'm a loner Am If I smoke - I'm a stoner F G Can't hit it out of the park but I'm still a home runner C Am I'm a blessed one, stressed one, a little bit depressed one F G C But if I'm a mess, it might as well be a hot one C I don't sleep too much at night Am And too much with boys I don't like F I don't understand the hype G So I just drop em C I spilled coffee on my dress Am It's ironic, I'm obsessed F Everyone knows hot girls G Have stomach problems C Am F G If I am never going to be enough C Am F G Then I might as well do what I want C If I'm broke then I'm a quitter Am If I'm single then I'm bitter F G I'm just a Jess looking for her Nick Miller C If I'm home - I'm a loner Am If I smoke - I'm a stoner F G Can't hit it out of the park but I'm still a home runner C Am I'm a blessed one, stressed one, a little bit depressed one F G C Am But if I'm a mess, it might as well be a hot one F G Blessed, stressed C Am F G I'm broke, single, but damn sure I'll still mingle C Am F G Write songs I don't like, over analyze my life C Am F G Break hearts for the art, sing Taylor Swift lyrics in the car C Am F G I cry all the time, but swear to God I'm alright C If I'm broke then I'm a quitter Am If I'm single then I'm bitter F G I'm just a Jess looking for her Nick Miller C If I'm home - I'm a loner Am If I smoke - I'm a stoner F G Can't hit it out of the park but I'm still a home runner C Am I'm a blessed one, stressed one, a little bit depressed one F G C Am But if I'm a mess, it might as well be a hot on