Hell Comes To Breakfast

Hell comes to breakfast 
Hell comes to breakfast 

Cream of wheat full of webs 
Captain crunch lost his prize 
Rice krispie styrofoam 
Hell comes to breakfast 
Hell comes to breakfast 
Hell comes to breakfast 

Snotty eggs, bristly bacon 
Lumpy milk latte 
Give birth to cheese pucks 
Hell comes to breakfast 
Hell comes to breakfast 
Hell comes to breakfast 
Hell comes to breakfast 
Hell comes to breakfast 

[F:] Y'know honey, tonight I just want a cuddle 
[M:] Oh yeah? Well what am I supposed to do with this? 
[F:] You're not getting your stinky cock and balls anywhere near my cunt box snatch 
[M:] Well then, how about a little skull, baby? 
[F:] I'm not putting that sweaty, greasy salami in my mouth, you heathen 
[M:] Fine then, I'm just gonna roll over and go to sleep 
[F:] But...I just wanna be held! 
[M:] Here's a teddy bear, goodnight!