Tom: Dm A A E F C Well, we get on our boards and we paddle out A E F C And we're talking surfer talk 'cuz it's got lots of clout....with the chicks! A E F C Well we watched Ed Platt get a bitchin' ride A A E F And then another numb surfer yelled...OUTBDE ! A E F C x2 OUTBDE ! [Chorus] A E F C x4 [Verse 2] A A E F C Well, my ma she looks like a piece of leather A E F C It's not her fault, it's because of the weather A E F C She smoked cigarettes 'til the day she died A A E F And when she gets real mad she yells...OUTBDE ! A E F C x2 OUTBDE ! [Chorus] A E F C x4 [Bridge] A [Chorus] A E F C x4 [Verse 3] A A E F C This is not a song about being true to your school A E F C This is not a song about surfers rule A E F C This is not a song about one less egg to fry A A E F C This is just a tune about OUTBDE ! A E F C x2 OUTBDE !