Tom: G G | C | Am | G || [Verse 1] G C Out in the audience we saw Vince Van Patton F G but he didn't come back stage, had to study his Latin. G C Gettin' cigarettes the clerk said we were liars. F G Buddy, we saw Agnes Moorehead and a blink expires. [Interlude] G | C | F | G | G | C | F | G || [Verse 2] G C Carol said: hey, do you guys want to help save the whales? F G We said: well, sure, Carol, how much are you gonna pay us? G C We had to sign the papers and then we drove away, F G we better leave the porch light on just in case. G C When we got back the TV was on fire F G and we hoped all the comotion would attract a buyer. [Chorus] C D G G And now we're thinkin' about all the fun that we missed, C D G G (and now we're thinkin' about) all the fun that we missed, C D G G (and now we're thinkin' about) all the fun that we missed, C D* thinkin' about all the fun that we [Interlude] missed. [Interlude] G | C | Am | G | G | C | F | G || [Verse 3] G C Down home Assumption Rae girl, F G she was sittin' on a folding chair and eatin' a package of Necco wafers. G C But I can help to pose a question to you. F G Do you think I look like Mitchell Frew? [Chorus] C D G G And now we're thinkin' about all the fun that we missed, C D G G (and now we're thinkin' about) all the fun that we missed, C D G G (and now we're thinkin' about) all the fun that we missed, C D* thinkin' about all the fun that we [Interlude] missed. [Interlude] G | C | Am | G | G | C | Am | G || [Interlude] G | F | C | G | G | F | C | G | G | F | C | G | G | F | C | G || [Interlude] G | C | F | G | G | C | F | G || [Verse 4] G C If Jesus came today F G he'd probably wear polyester or ranger flights, anyway. G C All the people who care about fashion stuff, F G well, they'd ignore him and they'd be out of luck. [End-Chorus] C D G G And now we're thinkin' about all the fun that we missed, C D G G (and now we're thinkin' about) all the fun that we missed, C D G G (and now we're thinkin' about) all the fun that we missed, C D* thinkin' about all the fun ...