Tom: G#m E A If I were an astronaut, I'd bring you back a moon rock E B You could put it on a bookshelf with all of your other what-nots E A If I were a painter, I'd talk you into posin' nude E B E Yeah, then you'd get paid to lay around all day and let me look at you E A Now if I were a hitman, I'd take you cruisin' in my unmarked van E B To kill some time, sippin' wine on the beach in a far-away land E A If I were a preacher, I'd say a few extra prayers E B E So you could sleep in on Sunday and still be squared away with the man upstairs [Chorus]: A E But I am just what I am B E I was born a music man A E A So I do what I know how to do F# B E A E I string a few chords together and I'd sing about lovin' you E A Now If I were an architect, I'd take my handy-dandy pencil set E B Design you a two-story log home with a split-level wrap-around sun deck E A If I were a lumberjack, I'd help you climb up the tallest tree E B E Show you the little baby eagles that ordinary people never get to see [Chorus]: A E But I am just what I am B E I was born a music man A E A So I do what I know how to do F# B E A E I string a few chords together and I'd sing about lovin' you [Chorus 2]: A E But I am just what I am B E I was born a music man A E A So I do what I know how to do F# B I string a few chords together and I'd sing about lovin' E D# C# Spend all day just kissin' and cuddlin' F# B E And writin' these songs that are all about lovin' you