Tom: E A B7 Well, on a day hot enough to make the devil cuss, I walked into a bar so thirsty I was spittin' dust E A E Barkeep asked me, "Well, what'll it be?" I asked "What do ya got?", he said, "Well, let's see.." A B7 We got Lonestar, PBR, Rolling Rock, Shiner Bock, Moosedrool, O'douls, Hefe-Weizen, Zeigenbock E A E Keystone, Coors Light, course we've got Redstripe, Amstel, Amsterdam in the tall can. A B7 Michelob, Miller Lite, Guinness by the pint glass, Doppleboch Lager, take a swaller cause it's going fast E A E Oatmeal stout and a lot a Leinenkugals, open up your wallet, no time to be frugal A B7 There's 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, E A Take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall A B7 Well, needless to say I was pretty impressed, as he handed me an ice cold beer from a chest E A E Said not bad for a Hole-in-the-wall. Barkeep grinned, said "That ain't all!" A B7 We got Rio Grande, River Rock, Tecate with the twist top. Dos Perros, Dos Equis, Foster if you're Aussie. E A E Bud Light in the new Zane Williams Koozie, a dozen wheat beers on tap if you're choosy! A B7 Got Heinekin, Killians, Labatts and Becks, ice cold Corona with the limes in the neck E A E Yuengling chillin' with the old Milwaukee's Best, Sam Adams and that ain't even half of the rest of them A B7 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer! E A Take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall