Uh huh, life's like this Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is Cause life's like this Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is Aaaaaauuugggggghhhhhhh!!!!!! Chill out whatcha swelling for? I?ve been pushing for an hour or more And if you could only let me be you will see I like you the way you are When we're ridin' in the car But when the toilet number?s down to one You become Something else round everything else You're stayin in my gut, I want to get you out my butt You?re really a fool, you?re bein? cruel to me Tell me (Chorus) Why do you have to go and make me so constipated? I see the way you're acting like you're just a small poopy gets me frustrated Life's like this Gotta ?member not to fart or you?ll shoot out like a dart Excuse me while I sit and have you pop out bit by bit Augh! Augh! Augh! You?re digested unannounced You?re messed up, you?re somethin' else where you are ain't where I want you to be you're making me cry out when you strike your pose There?s tears runnin? down my nose You?re not makin? happy anyone when you've become Something else round everything else You?re lost in my intestine, it?ll start zesting If I don?t get you out Ouch! Ouch! (Chorus) Chill out whatcha swelling for? I?ve been pushing for an hour or more And if you could only let me be you will see (Chorus 2X) Aaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuggggggh!!!!!!