Woke up, flat faced on a kitchen floor With an empty bottle of J+B plastered in my hand My headache was intense, there was a sudden chill in the air But the biggest shock that was yet to come, I was missing my underwear Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear? Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear? Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear? I looked up and down, and all around People stopped to stare I asked everyone about it, but no one seemed to care It's just not fair, what a nightmare Wish I had a spare, but I don't Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear? Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear? Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear? What could've happened with it? I hear all them laughing Hiding myself in the dark I miss all those skidmarks Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear? Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear? Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear? I was about to give up I was about to go home When I saw my pair of BPTs laying there by the phone I saw that they were fine, but I'm still drunk and naked Everybody laugh and everybody screamed--- Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear? Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear? Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear? Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear? Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear? Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear? Where could it be?