Tom: Am C [Verse 1] C Well, some folks like whiskey, whiskey's mighty fine C7 Some folks like moonshine, Lord they drink it all the time F E7 Am My daddy taught me, said, "Son, only way to keep your head in line C Am D7 G C G Drink-a that wine wine, wine, keep your head stoned all the time" [Verse 2] C Look at them luscious little bottles, sittin' up on the shelf C7 Red green and yellow, Lord, they are somethin' else, hmmm F E7 Am They mesmerize me, the way they sparkle and shine C Am D7 G C B Drink-a that wine wine, wine, keep your head stoned all the time" [Chorus] E One snort of Ruby Port really rings the bell A Then a glass of Muscatel sets my head up well D7 Then this sweetest bottle of cheapest sherry wine A D G I say goodbye to my mind [Verse 3] C While folks around me insist on startin' wars C7 Fightin' and a-hollerin', gettin' awful sore F E7 Am Gotta take some business, I don't pay them no mind C Am D7 G C Drink-a that wine wine, wine, keep your head stoned all the time" [Instrumental] C C C C F C D G C [Chorus] E One snort of Ruby Port really rings the bell A Then a glass of Muscatel sets my head up well D7 Then this sweetest bottle of cheapest sherry wine A D G I say goodbye to my mind [Verse 4] C While folks around me insist on startin' wars C7 Fightin' and a-hollerin', gettin' awful sore F E7 Am Gotta take some business, I don't pay them no mind C Am D7 G Drink-a that wine wine, wine, keep your head stoned all the time" [Outro] C A D G C Get out the bathtub, grandma, and take off your socks!