Tom: D Intro: D D When the girls get here G We'll talk about integrated circuits and things D To show them how smart we are G A D We'll set our hair on fire (that should impress them) G A D Spill beer all over our t-shirts (accidentally) Em A We'll show them what kind of guys we are D When the girls get here G We'll do a little funky dance D To show them how cool we are G A D We'll throw our socks in the closet (where it keeps them warm) G A D We'll wear berets with dark glasses (kinda like a beatnik) Em A We'll show them what kind of guys we are Em A D And all of the guys that we know B G Em A D Will be so envious of our charm and our wit Em But we don't need them F#m We've got lots of good friends G A And we know that the real fun begins D A G When the girls get here D A G When the girls get here D A G When the girls get here A (key change) B E When the girls get here... A We'll pull out our guitars E And tell them how we're gonna be stars A B E We'll put decals on our suitcase (when the girls get here) A B E We'll twist with all of their friends (when the girls get here) A B E We'll follow old people home (when the girls get here) A B E We'll play dead in the drug store (when the girls get here) A B E Do figure eights in our four-bys (when the girls get here) A B E We'll put mirrors on the ceiling (when the girls get here) A B E And we'll spin discs by the Aztecs (when the girls get here) A B E We'll swallow fish in a phone booth F#m A B We'll show them what kind of guys we are... (spoken) One, two, three! E A B When the girls get here E A B When the girls get here E A B When the girls get here (when the girls get here) E A B When the girls get here E A B When the girls get here (when the girls get here) E A B When the girls get here (when the girls get here) E A B When the girls get here (when the girls get here) A B E Girls get here A B E Girls get here A B The girls get...