Wouldn't it be nice to be a heroine, Cool and slinky with an appropriate smile? Honey, i take sugar, two. While he's ranting an' raving, Could you pass that cream? I was looking to have a cupa tea. Instead i freeze. Seeing his next move, is it grabbing my hair? Or bushing my tush till there's no scream left? Wouldn't it be nice to be a heroine? Wouldnit-wouldnit? Wouldnit-wouldnit? Wouldnit-wouldnit? Wouldnit? Mm - Wouldn't it be nice to be a hero, Standing fast and easy with an appropriate grin? Brother, not that way, they'll take you away. Mm, give me your gun, It's no use to anyone. Instead i freeze. Seeing if i shut up and stay real still, Maybe he won't kill, at least not me. Wouldn't it be nice to be a hero? Wouldnit-wouldnit? Wouldnit-wouldnit? Wouldnit-wouldnit? Wouldnit? Mm - Wouldn't it be nice to be a star, Shinin' and sparklin', looking down the whole and plenty? Being looked up with a telescope While my sister's busy cutting the rope. Daddy, you can't touch me, Mommy, you can't hate me, I'm a star, get it? Instead i froze. And i let them, i let them, I let them pick my brain, Twist my arm, Cut my throat And wish me dead. But i'm still thinking, Wouldn't it be nice to be a star? Wouldnit-wouldnit? Wouldnit-wouldnit? Wouldnit-wouldnit? Wouldnit?