Tom: A
D
It's Christmas eve and the snow's coming down
Bm G A
we fixed Christmas for some last time around
D
but when you’re lying down, snug in your bed
Bm E G
spend a thought for some others this season instead
A
Christmas is great but in our time of plenty
Bm
with all these gifts I still feel empty
E
Who brings cheer to those in fear?
A
Won’t anyone think of the children here!?
-Chorus-
G D
Does Santa Claus… visit zombie pigmen kids
A G
in the Nether in Minecraft, at Christmas time?
D
How do his reindeer manage to fly
A
with the world covered in bedrock o’ so high?
G D
Does Santa Claus… visit zombie pigmen kids
A E
in the Nether in Minecraft at Christmas time?
G A D
If he can’t do it then it’s up to you and I
-Verse 2-
D
Zombie pig-men kids in the Nether
Bm
It’s not just ghasts that are shedding a tear!
G
but we can help them together
A D
or they’re not getting anything this year!
D
So open your wallets of leather
Bm E
two gold bars a month for the rest of your days!
E
We need money to stop this forever
A
We know you’re all stingy but change your ways!
-Rap 1-
"Hey zombie pig kids yo listen up!
If you’re looking for a gift son, you’re in luck!
Sloth man, G Money, P Horny too, Hat Films, onesies, rapping cheer for you!
E7
Rhymes go bang, dropping gifts any weather!
E
blowing up treats like beds in the Nether!
A6
We ain’t got a map cos we’re spending all our paper!
A
Well that’s us done so we’ll see you all later…"
-Chorus-
G D
Does Santa Claus… visit zombie pigmen kids
A G
in the Nether in Minecraft, at Christmas time?
D
Does he spawn stuff in with gamemode zero?
A
If he cheats can he be your hero?
G D
Does Santa Claus… visit zombie pigmen kids
A E
in the Nether in Minecraft at Christmas time?
G A Bm
If he can’t do it then it’s up to you and I
-Bridge-
Bm
We’ll take these gold bars and make them into blocks
A
build a gold house, yeah a big shiny box
G
a Christmas house with no crying
F#
we’re doing it for zombie kids
we’re not lying (promise)
Bm
We’ll make a portal out of obsidian
A
sadness will be forbiddian
G D
We’ll bring that gold to them children
G A
That gold house we will really be building
-Verse 3-
D
These kids will love their new home
Bm G A
even if it’s located in a nether biome
D
technically it’s a dimension though
Bm E G
and there’s no chance they will see any snow
D
We’re not lying
D
we’re really building
D
there’s no snow but we’ve made an effort
A
that’s got to count for something,
A
for something!
-Chorus-
G D
Does Santa Claus… visit zombie pigmen kids
A G
in the Nether in Minecraft, at Christmas time?
-Rap 2-
"Does he have the plan? Can he be the man?
He ain’t Batman or Superman
maybe Spider-Man or Wonder Woman maybe Iron Man but no way Aquaman can!"
-Chorus-
G D
Does Santa Claus… visit zombie pigmen kids
A E
in the Nether in Minecraft at Christmas time?
G A
If he can’t do it then it’s up to you and-
G D
Does Santa Claus… visit zombie pigmen kids
A G
in the Nether in Minecraft at Christmas time?
D
Reindeer aren’t even in the game
A
Could he use nine horses that he’s named?
G D
Does Santa Claus… visit zombie pigmen kids
A E
in the Nether in Minecraft at Christmas time?
G E
If he can’t do it then it’s up to you and I
G A D
If he can’t do it then it’s up to you... and I
